I click on this drop down menu and I can change my face, and when I do that, I can escape lame canon plots that go nowhere from strange things that happen to me.

So, I'm back.

Faxy, wanna shag?

While contemplating the strange words of the Mearas, and pondering the strange feelings born within me by their imagery, I have composed a song for my dear friend Orophin.

Orophin, of Golden Wood ( Read more... )

My father is nowhere to be found. That is very unusual.

That odd steed keeps looking at me in a most discomfiting fashion ( Read more... )

The good news: No longer preggers. No idea where Snowmane's colt is.

The Bad news: My fucking Mun made me look like this.

I'm, uh, gonna go hide now before he get s any more lame ill-advised schemes...

...

Why am I getting the feeling I want to run off into the forest with my friend Aragorn and hunt deer?

My head is still shaved.

My stomach is now the size of a small moon.

My feet have swollen.

I HATE YOU ALL!!!

*sob*

Please, if there are any Valar listening, make me like I was! I want to be pretty again.

*sniff*

ADA!!!! Dany shot me with a tranq dart and shaved my head and let that mean Denethor brat tattoo...

OH MY FUCKING ERU!!! THEY'RE SPIDERS!! SPIDERZZZZ ALL OVER ME!!!

hOW mUch pAIn Can a pOOr eLf beAR?!?!?!?!

I am locking myself in the barn Last Homely Clubhouse with all the sour cream and onion chips, Haleth, Faxy and my CD collection until ( Read more... )

So, um...tummy still hurts...but, strangely, I feel a lot better after Faxy and I made up - Ada, it turns out horse jizz is actually really good for my digestive track!!

On to important things. Felarof must pay. Snowmane must pay. All who did this awful thing to my body must pay. Later.

There's something in my room and it's touching my stuff and ( Read more... )

So, I'm falling a really long way waiting for Faxy's Mun to get back on which is giving me a lot of time to think.

Isn't this betrothal day? More importantly, isn't this the day Wenny gets bartered promised to Rohan's Jade Gemini?

*sigh*

Faxy...I'm gonna hit the bottom soon.

Not the same cliff, but fuck it, I'm tired of walking
Wow...that's really far down.
*sings for Faxy*
I need you ( Read more... )

That's it, I can't take it anymore! I've been abused, insulted, assaulted, murdered, molested and impregnated! There's only so much a fragile elf with a sensitive heart can handle.

I'm leaving. I'm off, across the sea.

No, don't try and stop me. Don't even. Don't beg or plead or cry or try to bribe me with porn porn ( Read more... )