Did anyone else notice Kylethor exploding?

And...would someone check my back for incendiary devices?

Um... You see...a while back, when AdaNombreDos was being really mean and unloving and mocking my pain...okay, this may not be narrowing down the time frame, but just say it was when Faxy and I were still fucking ( Read more... )

Lays his weary head down and sleeps........

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I got nothing to do.

I'm just gonna work on designs for the Last Homely Clubhouse, console Haletha and try to ignore the sounds coming from the den.

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Granmanma was right. Estel does scream like a girl.

So, I'm back in Imladris. More shit has happened. My brother is a bird againk.

My soulmate friend Haleth has boobies that are not as nice as my sister's.

And my Ada is groping Gil Galad's spear.

And people say I'm fucked up. The good news is, I found where Wenny was keeping a secret stash of Gramma 6's drugs.

My Ada never loved me enough to molest me.

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We're in the Malls of Moria. We've eaten all the Mutant Baby Soup and Saruman Hobbit Smoothies we can handle. Denethor 1 and Haleth went off to the arcade.

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I miss my room

Stop snickering. I mean a specific problem.

My fiancé had a complete freak-out fit about me turning into a teenagery type thingy.

And I haven't heard from him since. :( :( :(

Now, complicating things, an old flame has showed up and I'm feeling all squishy inside ( Read more... )

Well, not dead. Wishing I was.

Dragon here. Looks hungry. That terrifies me. Of course.

Had a brief but rather, ah, energetic sexual encounter with the new King's chief military guy. Still sore. Need a hug.

Food sucks.

I'm going to just sit down and cry now.

My chance at last!!

I can kidnap my sister and drag her back here and finally be favorite!

*Travels, stops in Rohan, is taken prisoner by the new Regime.*

Fuckses

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Kill me.

No, actually, kill him.

*sighs/goes to find acne cream*