Things to do in Rohan when you're dead

[lordelrohir]

Well, not dead. Wishing I was.

Dragon here. Looks hungry. That terrifies me. Of course.

Had a brief but rather, ah, energetic sexual encounter with the new King's chief military guy. Still sore. Need a hug.

Food sucks.

I'm going to just sit down and cry now.

Comments

[arwenundomiel]

taken prisoner, huh? awwwwwww!

*sends cigarettes and drugs*

i almost feel somewhat responsible, since you got captured on your way to kidnap me. but i don't. not really. because kidnapping me is a really stupid, retarded idea, and why on earth should i feel responsible for the brain damage you incurred before i was born? heheeheh.

um. i could try to find somebody to rescue you?

[elladanthesane]

Don't look at me; I ain't rescuing him.

Every time I try to save his scrawny ass I end up having a near-death experience at the hands of his executioners...

[helmsdaughter]

*frets*

Oh dear. I hadn't realized we were going to be taking hostages. Are you alright? Don't mind Erkenbrand. He's just, um, excited about this whole let's-overthrow-the-government-and-take-back-the-throne thing.

I am sorry about the food, though. I could make you some soup if you'd like?

[horseofrohan]

*storms into Rohan*

WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS MY DARLING??

IF I DON'T GET ELROHIR BACK THIS INSTANT, THERE IS GOING TO BE SOME SERIOUS KICKING OF ROHIRRIM ARSE!

[lordelrohir]

STUDMUFFIN!!!!!!!

[elrondhalfelven]

...awwww.

Are you anywhere near the stables? If so, keep your back to the wall.

Well, I don't imagine it will bother you as much as it might some. You okay for rescuing? E! True Hollywood Story, you know.