Now I may tell you that it's love and not just lust ( Read more... )

I think now is as good a time as any to inform you that as part of the Fringe Festival I shall be appearing in The Zibidee Show at Happy, corner of Vivian and Tory Streets at 8.30pm Tuesday to Friday. It's a show in two parts, the first part being a short play telling the story of a mad Russian scientist named Dr N, and the second part being ( Read more... )

Ronnie the Raincoat hangs out in the bookstore
He's never seen his own wife in the nude
Somebody called him depraved
But think of the money he's saved

Neil Innes (The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band) - "Ready Mades"

( This is not a locked post, tho' it probably should be. Many of you may not approve of that which is contained herein - my sister, for example, is advised - but by no means instructed - to skip this one. Contains drug references. )

You know how I said my computer was fixed?

Yeah. Well.

Ha!

Buying another one this weekend.

Computer = working fine.
Cable internet = reconnected.
Pooky = back in business.

Oh yes indeed, my loves, I am shagging well SORTED!

Mwah!

I've not been around because my computer is temporarily fucked. I'll get it fixed soon, promise. I have lots of news that I want to post ASAP, but due to time constraints I'll just settle for telling you the biggest thing ( Read more... )

Gosh, I'm so very very glad this isn't going to be on TV.So, the question is, why the hell am I sharing it with you good people ( Read more... )

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

Carl Sagan - "Broca's Brain"

OK, so, you know how a couple of weeks ago I told you that my friend Alana just had a ( Read more... )

For his part Odin knew for a certainty that he was an excellent map reader, but the landscapes mucked him about by moving around when he wasn't looking.
Other things that mucked Odin around included doors, piles of cans in supermarkets and all known electrical appliances.

Tom Holt - "Odds & Gods"

Naomi's back in town!! Wheeeee ( Read more... )

I hit the grand old age of 32 on Tuesday. I shall get absolutely arseholed sometime in the next two weeks to celebrate.

Damn, I really suck at celebrating birthdays.