Comments | lordof_imladris: ahem.

lordof_imladris

ahem.

Jun 30, 2003 16:29

NO. We did not get knocked up again, we did not knock someone else up and make her our third in this relationship comprised only of the sexiest of the sexy, and I CERTAINLY DID NOT GET PREGNANT AGAIN. And Arthur, how dare you say that a mere mortal's fat pregnant boobs look anything like your mum's elf!boobies. For shame. That woman is some fat ( Read more... )

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arwenundomiel June 30 2003, 13:35:13 UTC

ohhhh.

lordof_imladris June 30 2003, 13:37:45 UTC

Yes. Are you being a good Lady of Rivendell? Lindir still alive? Everything still intact?

arwenundomiel June 30 2003, 13:40:34 UTC

I AM BEING AN AWESOME LADY OF RIVENDELL, ADA!!

yes, lindir is alive, but he is eating too many hot pockets and it is pissing me off! i am, however, keeping him alive because i need him to convert some of the robes your wrinkly old istari lover left behind into hotpants. >:)

Re: lordof_imladris June 30 2003, 13:44:12 UTC

*chuckles* Sounds good. Have fun. :)

bela_stardust July 1 2003, 08:42:15 UTC

Mum is steam cleaning your couch. Did you know there were firey ass maggots in your rug?

Re: lordof_imladris July 1 2003, 08:43:57 UTC

ESTEL!!!

annlarimer July 1 2003, 08:46:59 UTC

Please do not kick pregnant women. Thank you.

Re: lordof_imladris July 1 2003, 08:48:11 UTC

Just this one. SHE. ATE. THE PUDDING.

...I love pudding. It's like that sixth child I never had. ;_;

annlarimer July 1 2003, 08:50:42 UTC

I know, I know, but she'll sue you. You don't know what the civil justice system in that world is like. It's ugly.

Slip some ass-maggots into her cabin. Anonymously.

Re: lordof_imladris July 1 2003, 08:53:23 UTC

....yessssss.