To All Those Reading This

[lordsmoothbutt]

You are all witnesses to my rebirth

Comments

[retrovertig0]

wow, good for you, John! the meditation, the internal reflection, the optimist about self-cultivation sounds so amazing and healthy!
congratulations, John! amazing.

[lordsmoothbutt]

Thanks, Marissa, hope you're doing awesome yourself

"Gone is the bitter, self-righteous me that I've come to hate"

[awq]

I am glad for you John. The last time you saw me beat up a hooker, you gave me such a guilt trip about it. So I had to beat up another hooker just to get the anger out of my system. To make a long story short I think Orville Redenbacher's son is trying to have me killed.

Re: "Gone is the bitter, self-righteous me that I've come to hate"

[lordsmoothbutt]

I wasn't neccesarily mad about you beating up the hooker, so much as you beating up the hooker wearing pink after labor day.
I mean, god, get a fashion clue.

And as for Redenbaucher's son, you can't prove anything about that, or my involvment. Not that I am involved, cuz I'm not, cuz there is no conspiracy. None.