I told this story to Mike earlier, he thought it was funny, so I thought I'd share ( Read more... )

I was at Wawa earlier today buying a meatball sub for lunch. I paid for the sub and went back to the counter with my ticket to claim my scrumptious prize ( Read more... )

I called the number today, THE phone number ( Read more... )

Last night I was crowded into a room full of relatives I barely knew(from my step-dad's side of the family- but since my parents are in phoenix it was me with random aquaintances ( Read more... )

I got a new cell phone (with christmas present help from family and friends) if you need the new number and are a close friend that needs it e-mail me at: hotjohn@gmail.com for it.
Happy holidays to everyone, you know all my love is with you no matter how much of a dork/asshole/insensetive jerk I can be.

Happy Holidays,

John

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