Santa Clause ( Read more... )

( I've been good! )

( Whore Is As Whore Does )

( Pretty much what I do when I fix my friends computers. )

Well it looks like my cell phone is getting shut off the 10th, but it's cool cuz I'm being hooked up with a new plan for christmas. Anyone who needs the new number e-mail me at: hotjohn@gmail.com and I'll give it to you when I get it next week ( Read more... )

Traces ( Read more... )

( Word To Your Mother.... And Sister )

Because I know how you've missed them.

For those of you not tuned in to what this is it's where I fess up to things I've done that have been less than honest.

- To Stacie, I'm really sorry I provided your rat with crack. She seemed like she was responsible enough to handle it, and when she looked at me with those cute rat eyes I couldn't denie ( Read more... )

I just saw a commercial from VTECH for their learning games.
It started, "Now the smart kids and the cool kids will be one in the same."

Yeah, ok. And I bet the band geeks and the football players are one in the same too.

Tornado's? Whatever!