( Yeah )

Well, lj wouldn't let me delete the rest of the post's I wanted to so anyone who wants to see the old whiney me check out my old entries before they're deleted in the next couple days.

You are all witnesses to my rebirth ( Read more... )

Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him 'cause you were out getting stoned.
He'll understand.
RESPONSIBILITY.
Your anti-drug.

Every year I hear about people making stupid resolutions that make no real change in their life, or are pretty much impossible for them to bring to fruition ( Read more... )

You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is completely based on the honor system. Please delete all the files from your computer at this time. (Note: Please respect this honor system the same way you would the university honor code during an unsupervised midterm.)

It's been over two months since I've fessed up to my actions, I've got some work to do ( Read more... )

How many surrealist's does it take to change a lightbulb?

FISH!

I was driving the other day and I hit a magician.

It was totally his fault, though- he came out of nowhere!

That's right- time for apologies ( Read more... )