( An interesting idea I had while roofing this morning. Cut for length, read it! )

Well, the snow has gotten me into a mood to set things straight ( Read more... )

A man visits his doctor, complaining about a really sharp pain in the left side of his brain.
Reflecting on the problem, the doctor says, "Let me ask you this- do you masturbate?"
Somewhat taken aback, the man replies, "Uh, well, yeah, I do."
The doctor grins and says, "It's great, isn't it!"

The judge says I need to clear my conscience before the trial, so here goes ( Read more... )

Well in order to raise my downward sloping mood I'm gonna toss out some more apologies to those deserving ( Read more... )

I realize that I've done stuff wrong in the past and that those that I've wronged deserve an apology.
Much like I did for the Shadowcide site in the corrections, I'm gonna make amends here ( Read more... )

I'm reading a book right now called "Bones Of The Moon" By: Jonathan Carroll
I found this quote and loved it, so I'm sharing it.

But I liked sex. I also liked my aloe plant and the International House Of Pancakes. My expiriences with sex reminded me of a great new movie that everyone talks about and loves. You go along hoping, hoping it will be ( Read more... )

I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turned the volume all the way up....the mime next door went nuts!

If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.

Help Wanted: Telepath.

You know where to apply.