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I said "Go go gadget car" to my buick 5 times and it never once turned into a van or a sports car.
I'm very disappointed

I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I died
So many years ago
But you can make me feel
Like it isn

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Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very ( Read more... )

Today is the 18th birthday of my love, Sarah.
I hope to make the day as wonderful as I can.
I love you so much, Kitty.

my father thinks I am: As weird as him, but irresponsible ( Read more... )

nap time for johnny. yay.