[Hasn't left his room in days.]

Why're you looking at me? Stop.

What's that? I'm not eating it.

The graduate has to get drunk.

[Mouth is bloodied.] I'm fine, okay?

THE FORCED ORGASM MEME

This guy is obsessed with me.

It's too dark, I can't see.

I'll be traveling for the next two weeks, so I won't be around to tag until sometime after June 9th-ish. I'm in the middle of packing right now, but I'll be here sporadically for a couple hours if anyone wants to put up with my slow tagging. ♥

I leave you with a perfect video of the perfect Sam Evans.

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THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0