Did you hear about the guy who contracted the bubonic plague? Here in 2012. In the USA. In Oregon. In the town I'm going to visit in a few weeks. Yeah, well, it happened.

Apples or oranges? Should I delete all the apps on my phone that I don't use? Short hair or long hair on girls? Short hair or long hair on guys? What is Van Halen's best album? Big tits or small tits?

Hey, LiveJournal world. What's up? What happened to this place? Every time I look, it's as though something has changed for the worse.

Did you get anything good for Christmas? I got a bathrobe, a Swiss Army knife and an apron that tells people to kiss me.

I really can't find anything good to write about. Maybe I should just turn this into one of those live journals where people just talk about sex.

I'm thinking about actually using my live journal again. What do you think?

How about this weather!

I would like to officially endorse Lee Kum Kee Black Bean Garlic Sauce. It makes everything taste better. By "better" I mean "salty".

I don't have many recurring dreams or recurring themes in my dreams. But more than once I have dreamt of watching from the ground as aircraft crash.

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