the Wit

(57% dark, 38% spontaneous, 5% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're ( Read more... )

In NY, I came across this poster for a Steve Madden ad that depicted a girl digitally enhanced to the point where her head, eyes, and feet were of an unusually large size. (Do a Google Image search and you'll see what I mean.) I had to stay awake all night lastnight, so I decided to try my hand at sort of mimicking that style with a photo of ( Read more... )

She's not here to steal their hearts today ( Read more... )

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"(Talking) Homie think straight, think he all that, thinking he gon' get this ( Read more... )

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When Juliya from Uranium asks me who my three main influences are, I will have no choice but to say Hegel, Anakin Skywalker, and Masuimi Max.

The latter is the only reason I would go to an event like Hot Import Nights. Here’s a dramatical story told out of chronological order for the sake of climactic purposes on how I got to meet her.

( “An_epic_AnTheorem_worthy_adventure_complete_with_hot_photos_and_even_hotter_textual_content!” )

Well that was disappointing... But that's exactly why I loved that theory--it was so easily proven wrong.

I have never been more itching to rock. Bloody rock. God give us a drummer!

Well, take me back down where cool water flows, yeah ( Read more... )