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"A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from ( Read more... )

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Experts say a reported UFO sighting in Norway was probably an electrocuted cat ( Read more... )

Perhaps I should pity them instead of despise them. After all, instead of taking their children to giant mountain ranges outlining a proud region, they instead scrape their feet on insignificant pebbles, escaping ever further and faster away from the mountains that now barely peek over the horizon. Is this who you were, what you were a part of? ( Read more... )

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/physics.asp

And now for something completely different.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3760119/

A disheveled, disoriented, delusional mole poked up from the ground and wrinkled its eyebrows ( Read more... )

I hate this, but it's hilarious nonetheless.

Go to google.com and type in 'miserable failure' (without quotation marks) and click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.