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Polaroid has recently issued a statement in response to OutKast's "Hey Ya" declaring that shaking it like a Polaroid picture can actually damage the image.

This superstition grows increasingly impotent in today's Western culture.

And so are the movies of like titles.

But for those of you haven't put it together yet, my name is Jason and today is Friday the 13th.

Prepare for a resurgence of paraskevidekatriaphobia, a word I just learned on the internet.

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Perhaps one of these days MTV will wake up and realize that they are no longer the voice of my generation.