OMG. I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT.

[lostpoisoned]

I just finished Breaking Dawn. Yes, I wanted to get over this 754 pages monster of a book as fast as possible. (mainly to get back to studying my maths and not getting spoiled, but shush.)

if you don't want to be spoiled with the book, don't click under the cut, tyvm.

Comments

[_secondthought]

I am only half way through the book, but I already disliked it extremely the moment Edward & Bella fucked all over that damn island. It wasn't the same anymore! *cries*

I still have Eclipse to read over and over again though.

[lostpoisoned]

Ugh. I KNOW. Even though I say this, I love how Edward's like "well, hum, I said we would TRY, remember?" or something like that. I thought that was sweet. BUT SERIOUSLY, FUCKING ON THE BEACH? WHAT WHAT WHAT.

[hydrogens]

Wow, great review, the book is coming tomorrow and I am still not sure if I'll just skip parts..

[lostpoisoned]

Oh no, read it all. Feel the pain we felt XD

[cielnocturne]

Did something magical happen there? Not at all.
Now that's because this is one shitty book, so it would seem to me. Smeyer should have known when to stop. With Twilight. And now she ruined it.
Gosh, a pregnancy. This is such bad fanfiction. I could...just vomit.

[lostpoisoned]

I don't agree... she shouldn't have stopped with just Twilight. I loved New Moon, I thought it was excellent. Eclipse is still pretty cool. It's just Breaking Dawn that majorly sucks.

IT IS BAD FANFICTION. DURING ALL BOOK.
And, if you want to know, Bella vomits. BLOOD. SHE VOMITS BLOOD IN AN HOUSE OF VAMPIRE. BUT NO ONE ATTACKS HER.

...

OF COURSE.

[cielnocturne]

For me, New Moon was okay - I thought that the next book would be better so that I would forget about the shitty things in NW. But. Well. Didn't happen for me lol

WTF WTF WTF LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO. How can she get a baby?! Edward is.. uhm.. 'dead'?! Sorry to say Smeyer LMAO Logic?!?!?

So tell me, did Smeyer really steal that love-shield idea thingy from beloved JKR?!

[lostpoisoned]

I know what you mean. I loved New Moon. Eclipse is okay. Not as good as the two firsts, but still good. But BREAKING DAWN, UGH. Awful.

BUT IT'S A ~SPECIAL~ BABY! CREATED BY VENOM!SPERM...

Not exactly. It's a shield - you know, no one can enter Bella's mind, Edward, Jane, Aro and others' powers don't work on her when it's mind-related - that she can use to protect not only herself, but also anyone else she want. You can count it as a love shield or not. But it's not really the same. Like, Jane was really trying to hurt them all, but it didn't work because of Bella. Because she is ~perfect~ x____________x .

[second_of_may]

I'm still at page 74 and can't bring myself to go foward. Between Jacob losing it and Tanya having 3 lines and a backstory of fail, i don't know what to do.
BUT OMG THERE'S JACOB/LEAH?! WHAT PAGES?! :D

*hp icon because i can*

[lostpoisoned]

Go forward. It's hard, but there's one entire part with Jacob's POV that's really worth it.
THE JACOB/LEAH NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENS. IT'S DURING JACOB'S BOOK, AND IT'S AWESOME. SHE'S MAKING IT SUPER APPEALING, WE'RE ALL GUSHING OVER IT, BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS BECAUSE MR DUMB IMPRINTS WITH BELLA'S MONSTER.

*i can, too!*

[boleyn]

I LOVE YOUR REVIEW. I plan on reading the book sometime or whenever someone emails me the ebook but.....can you explain the whole baby thing? I've read that Edward like, hates the baby or something? LMAO. Was Bella's pregnancy different or something? FILL ME IN BB.

[lostpoisoned]

OKAY OKAY, I'LL DO MY VERY BEST

[cielnocturne]

WTFWTF FIRST: THANKS FOR SAVING MY MONEY LOL
SECOND: WTF?!?!!? LMAO
Sex on the beach ROFL

SURE A BABY CAN ALREADY TELL AND LOVE IN THAT WAY, MHMHM, SURE SMEYER. IDK what kind of super powers mormon-babies have BUT UHM YES. LOL