Comments | lostpoisoned: OMG. I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT.

lostpoisoned

OMG. I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT.

Aug 02, 2008 20:52

I just finished Breaking Dawn. Yes, I wanted to get over this 754 pages monster of a book as fast as possible. (mainly to get back to studying my maths and not getting spoiled, but shush.)

if you don't want to be spoiled with the book, don't click under the cut, tyvm.

( breaking dawn review under the cut. 100% spoilers alert. )

twilight sucks but i still talk about it

Comments 33

smokeline August 5 2008, 10:04:22 UTC

So I just finished this (at 5 AM like four days after it came out, whoops, but I had to wait for someone else to finish my copy first) and am now reading all the spoiler-y reactions

BREAKING FAIL.

Like you said, it's just really bad fanfiction. Bella annoys the shit out of me; I wish Stephanie Meyer would realize that a character angsting about how they're not perfect does not count as a flaw when they're actually beyond ridiculous at everything. AND RENESMEE. Of COURSE Bella's pregnant by the vampire and of COURSE the child grows faster than normal and looks amazing and has a crazy mental capacity. And of COURSE Jacob imprints with her (EW EW EW). FAIL FAIL FAIL.

lostpoisoned August 5 2008, 16:21:58 UTC

Bella always annoyed the shit out of me, but this was BAD. I've always wanted her to gain some sort of confidence... not because she was 'perfect' and everything! I wanted her to accept her fucking flaws and deal with them, not become this vain girl who's all beautiful and all powerful. UGH.

I'm so mad about SMeyer making Jacob imprint on the thing. SO MAD. He doesn't deserve this. He deserves so much better and UGH.

betweenthepages August 5 2008, 12:44:52 UTC

Haha, I agree on so much- Leah, Rose, Edward... the list goes on and on. I really liked Kate as well, ike you said, kind of twisted but in a good way :P

lostpoisoned August 5 2008, 16:19:41 UTC

Haha, yes, Kate is awesome ♥

naomistoll March 6 2009, 06:12:42 UTC

oh my god, this couldn't be any more true.
THIS BOOK WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE!!
No Jasper! Jasper talked like what... THREE TIMES?
And what about the sex scenes! I mean, COME ON. I was waiting for everything, and then suddenly :O NEXT CHAPTER!
I was like WHAT IS THIS?
AND THE WHOLE PREGNANCY THING. ENOUGH SAID.
Don't get me started on the imprinting shit.
I give you THUMBS UP for your review on this.

twiguy022 April 11 2011, 21:10:17 UTC

LOL! Breaking dawn sucked ass. But I just finished the books and I need to vent so ( ... )