AHEM. Eomer?

[lothiriel]

*hears some interesting gossip about Boromir*

DOES EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD GET TO HAVE A SOULBOND WITH MY HUSBAND EXCEPT ME?

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[elrondhalfelven]

I don't have one.

[eomer_of_rohan]

It's not that I don't love you, darling.

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[elrondhalfelven]

... :)!

[celebrianrules]

...?

[eomer_of_rohan]

o.O I thought you knew! Which is why I asked you to stop hitting him with heavy objects -- it hurts!

Oh great, I just inadvertantly encouraged you to beat him, didn't I...

No I sodding well didn't, you neglectful brute!

[lothiriel]

That's my COUSIN! That's like, ew, incest.

And while I can totally understand having one with someone as amazing as Luthien, Boromir can't even dodge orc arrows properly. We always used to tease him about it as children, so it was no surprise when Lurtz used him as a pincushion...

And oh yes, you did, my darling.

NEGLECTF-- ... dammit. :(:(:(

[eomer_of_rohan]

I'd like to again point out that the whole Boromir thing (much as I do adore him, you KNOW he's been one of my best friends for AGES) was isweartoeru an accident. We did something tremendously fun kinky stupid in exactly the wrong place at exactly the wrong time and he got really scarily obsessive about it and he gets really hurt when I say that and when he gets hurt he either runs off to Tibet or tries to hurt ME so I was trying to be nice about it and I have been TELLING him to back off and calm down for months now and anyway he's engaged to Legolas now so it's OVER except for the whole "if he gets riddled with arrows again I'll probably die too so please do NOT kill him" part. Okay? Please?

Everything else I will apologize for, but this I won't because I DIDN'T DO much ANYTHING.

I think *I* need to go to Tibet now.

It's okay, I've worked it out.

[lothiriel]

Just because you dump one boytoy doesn't mean you return to your wife.

I like Haldir an awful lot, quite apart from the fact that he saved my life, so I won't interfere. I just hope you don't cause trouble between him and Faramir, because Farry is my favourite cousin.

Although I'm convinced Legolas could do a lot better than Boromir.

[valandil]

As spokesperson for Emilypuppets, I can say that none of us do. We represent an entire fifty-some people in Middle-Earth, and none of us have like ever done your hubby. :)

[eomer_of_rohan]

Yet.

...

Kidding. Really.

[ouchie]

Do not tempt me, foul creature! Or I'll send Celegorm after you or something. ;)

[eomer_of_rohan]

Do I look like Beren?

[papa_denethor]

Sorry, dear, but apparently they were having a clearance sale on soul bonds one day when you were locked in your room, sick.

*sniffle*

[lothiriel]

You'd have thought he'd have offered his wife one, wouldn't you?

He can be such a meanie sometimes, Uncle Denny.

[erchirion]

Maybe he was waiting to spring on your for your anniversary or something. I'm not going to be expected to like...avenge your honor or something, I am? Eomer's awfully big and smelly.

Accidents, both of 'em...

[eomer_of_rohan]

I BATHED THIS WEEK ALREADY, DAMMIT! *discreet sniff* ... Dammit. Hand me the bubblebath.

o.o

[papa_denethor]

Oh dear god, tell me you're not asking your brother in law to give you a bubble-bath????

uhhh....

[erchirion]

:backs away slowly: I've ...gotsomewheretobebye!