You're NOT
a shitty bodyguard. You're a wonderful bodyguard and I very much appreciate having you around.
I just needed a little bit of time alone to think about some things, that's all.
I want to go riding. Very fast and for quite a while today. Would you like to join me?
I feel rather... restless.
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Restless, how?
Certain forms of resltessness I can aid with.
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*blushes*
Well, I can see why you were Number One, but, um, my husband probably wouldn't appreciate THAT way of working off restlessness.
Let's go riding on the Pelennor. Unless that's too painful for you.
You can always give me a blow-by-blow account of Snowmane killing Uncle Theoden, if that'd cheer you up.
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Do you really think your husband, with his...ah...habits...would have the audacity to take offence?
*takes hand and kisses it*
But, if you wish to go riding, to the Pelennor we go. It won't be painful at all, as long as Eowyn isn't there.
And it is not I, methinks, that needs cheering up.
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Um, but it's probably bad for our bodyguard/bodyguardee relationship or something.
*is assisted into the saddle by One*
I just feel so down and sad since Boromir died. And, well, it sounds really shallow, but I'm putting on weight and a bit of exercise wouldn't do me any harm at all.
Race you to the outer walls!
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SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!!!!
Um...that means, "stay back."
Or "I can't find my luggage"
and also, "Where is the bathroom."
Damn our limited vocabulary anyway.
*bristles*
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::liiiiiiiiiiiick::
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:worries:
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