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library crazy
105 year old lady: I am looking for a consulting firm ( Read more... ) -
be sure your children are sufficiently mature!
THE LAST CALL OF THE DAY ( Read more... ) -
question of the day so far....
Patron : I am buying something online, you know. And not to be ignorant, but what is our currency called? You know other than money.
Librarian : The United States dollar.
Patron : That isn't one of the options...
Librarian : Well, what are some of the options?
Patron : Could it be USD?
Librarian : Yes, I think that is it.
Patron : Ah. Okay. -
I am Fluent in so many Crazy!
I have determined after the last few days of helping the public library customers that I am fluent in at least five different dialects of crazy ( Read more... ) -
Great Schizophrenic Migration of 2009
Its a bit early in the year, I suppose, for the first Great Migration of the Crazies. But today, seriously, every fucking person I spoke to at the library was a mush mouth loony. Either complaining about the bus schedule, the quality of help that they received, or where that book is that they saw back when we were the other library - it was a five ( Read more... ) -
MATES OF STATE how did i end up at that show?
- 4 cups raisin bran
- 20 oz ice coffee
- 20 peanut m&ms
- cranberries
- bag of caramel rice cake cheeps
- turkey burger
- bun
- spinach
- potatoes
- red peppers
- catsup's
- 2 NA beers
- chewy granola bar
+ 40 minutes on recumbent bike and yard work
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Golf is an AWESOME way to meet people
- 4 cups raisin bran
- 15 life savers
- 36 oz ice coffee
- 9 tic tacs
- 2 wheat bread pizza slices
- blue corn chips
- slice american cheese
- 1/2 plate chicken fajitas
- 2 tbsp mint ice cream
- 2 slices tostada
+ a lot of sitting on my ass -
two years into a six month project
- 20 oz ice coffee
- 15 life savers
- chik pattie
- pita
- spinich
- cheeze
- 4 tbsp yogurt
- 2 granolas
- 4 pieces of wheat bread pizza
- pepperonis
- cranberries
+ 40 minutes on recumbent biking cycle -
No One is Tougher than the Outfit
- 4 cups special k
- 20 oz iced coffee
- blackened chicken breast
- salad
- 8 to 12 curtons
- ceaser dressing
- 6 tic tacs
- 8 to 12 life savers
- 2 granolas
- 4 tbspn yogurt
- 2 cups of raisin bran
+ 40 minutes on recumbent bike -
Dune Buggy Hustle
- 4 cups Special K
- 20 oz iced coffee
- 2 fun sized hershey candies
- salad
- apple
- 4 tbsp yogurt
- 6 tic tacs
- 10 life savers
- 3 whole pitas
- hummos
- swishtawhook
- 1.5 cheezy cake
+ 40 minutes recumbent bike
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