So the girlfriend not only stuck but will soon be the wife. The battle axe. The old ball and chain.

In the past year we

moved in together
combined our animals
got engaged
moved across the country
bought a house together (both names on title!)
are planning a May wedding

So that's the latest. She's a salvation all right, and I am not dead yet.

I think I have a girlfriend.

This is both terrifying

& awesome.

future tenseI will kiss your neck and you will ( Read more... )

I have written an empire for you ( Read more... )

Yesterday's offering was thwarted by the potent combination of hangover & pie.

Today's is thwarted by my inestimable & inexcusable laziness. & my burning desire to read some Sedaris before sleep.

I know you're truly heartbroken.

has been cancelled, owing (an Inspector Morse book told me that "due to" was incorrect and that "owing to" ought to be used; although I'm more of a descriptivist anyway) to both lack of interest and THE GIN ( Read more... )

midway on life's journey ( Read more... )

I know that the purpose of this exercise was to get me to write again but not only is it way too fucking hard but there's such a pleasure going through my words from years past. I'll write again soon - I can tell ( Read more... )

On Monday A asked me to come over on Wednesday. Today he told me he was busy. This was written in March of 2007. Still applies, that motherfucker. This could be subtitled, what happens to your thought process when you're taking introduction to literary theory ( Read more... )

Anyone who knows me is bowled over is not surprised by any of these results. If it were up to me I would basically just lay around all day, eating, reading porn, & masturbating.

Greed:Low

Gluttony:Low

Wrath:Very Low

Sloth:Very High

Envy:Medium

Lust:Very High

Pride:Very Low

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