*I have it out for my friends

[lozbeloz311]

To explain the title briefly, I injured TWO people this weekend. Not a lie. I shoved Ellie into the piñata, hurting her eye, and I dropped a very long, very sharp knife into the sink for Megan to wash after she had graciously volunteered to do dishes and then forgot that I had put the knife in there. Apparently I want my friends dead. Neat

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[bitch_fromhell]

you are both amazing. and i pretty much inhaled a whole pan of that taco dip. i will send pics soon, not to worry

[lozbeloz311]

You are a neat neat creature.

PICS - YOU ROCK!!!

Next time up to Montreal, taco dip maybe!!?!?

[lozbeloz311]

I love writing 85-page essays. Muahah. I noticed after I finished the entry that I should probably take out that "painstakingly" part but then I was like, haha no it'll be funnier this way. Mmmmm yeah.

Your fingers = they suck at life - thus my reasonings for trying to rid your body of them.

[le_the_elephant]

I'M BLIND.

but not really.

[lozbeloz311]

i hate myself

:*(

[le_the_elephant]

"I like parties, but I don't like pinatas. Because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick his ass. What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as I did." -Demetri Martin

[pherrari]

YOU HAVE AN AMAZING STATE THERE AIMEE.

Thank you soooo much for the most amazing time EVER.