I just found £20 in my copy of Animal Farm. I love it when that happens.

I now feel like I should make some elaborate joke about socialist/communist economic theory. But I'm not smart enough. I hate it when that happens.

<- is good Libran

I just took a 'Where are you on the political spectrum?' type quiz, and it told me I was an anarcho-communist. On the political spectrum, apparently I fall in between Nelson Mandela and the Dalai Lama. Does that mean they are anarcho-communists too?

You learn something new every day.

Dear Amanda McLean, Conservative Party candidate for Oxford West and Abingdon,

How to lose a voter with just one campaign letter:

Address me as Mrs. C. E. Parody in the very first line.

You lose! No vote for you!

*points and laughs*

Yes, I know there was no chance of me voting for her anyway. But still.

The Conservative Party Political Broadcast has just made me throw up in my mouth a little ( Read more... )

Clearly, I am not quite the Grammar Dominatrix I thought I was.

English Genius
You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 93% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an ( Read more... )

This one entertained me (even if it does spell villain wrong *thwaps*):

I am mightily amused that my father is my archnemesis. Somebody call Freud (and then bring out the grenades. Mwahaha ( Read more... )

And I am, after all, a sheep. A sheep who wanted a break from her essay.

Big Five Test Results Extroversion (41%) moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and private.
Friendliness (66%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense of your own ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning with the intention of bitching about the complete and utter wankers who were very loudly playing touch football in the quad at 1am. For the record, I'm still pissed off with them ( Read more... )

The television tells me that Sebastian Coe is heading up Britain's 2012 Olympic bid.

I HATE SEBASTIAN COE!

*giggles*

Everyone must go and watch The Day Today right now. Go on. Go.

Why can't I bring myself to start writing this essay?

It is hard to reconcile half an hour of sitting on my own with Professor Butler having all the crap bits of my vacation essay cheerfully pointed out to me with the closing comment 'But these are just minor quibbles. You're an excellent essay writer, and this was a very enjoyable read ( Read more... )