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need some CASH?
I can offer "Combobulating Actual Sanitary Help" for a small transaction fee.
Asking too many questions will lead to me saying DUUH, thus giving you "Discombobulating Unreal Unsanitary Hindrance," instead of what you need ( Read more... ) -
Kinesio Taping
Never heard of it? I've had hot-turquoise-and-tan tape! http://www.kinesiotaping.com/
I was told "hot pink" is available at my next doctor's appointment. -
Writer's Block: If Animals Could Talk
Why do you chase your tail?
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jackrabbits!
I've seen them! at last.... ok it happened Tuesday March 3... but at last I've written something meaningful about them ( Read more... ) -
Park Ranger, part 2
There are some positive aspects ( Read more... ) -
Park Ranger, part 1
To anyone who's ever envied the position of Park Ranger: don't. It's not all it's cracked up to be. It involves dealing with angry people, stupid people, a few nice people if you're lucky, and if the stars are aligned, you get some intelligent life! It also involves being outside in ANY kind of weather -- hot, warm, cool, cold, humid, dry, ( Read more... ) -
"Milestones"
These are things that qualify as "the first ever in my life."
Monday: first appointment with a chiropractor & first time driving to a destination north of in-laws house (i.e. my northernmost North Dakota experience ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
I love the word chipper. It reminds me of Masterpiece Theater on Channel 13 in NY (PBS channel for Marylanders). Haven't figured out what channel that is in North Dakota. Or South Dakota, Nebraska, Montana, Wyoming. The British sure know how to invade our homes! Plotting the takeover of living rooms across America with words like "Cheerio!" " ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Adult Onset
I don't think there is one age for everyone. What might work as a method of identifying who's an adult, is requiring everyone to pass a series of tests which prove one's maturity. Then, what kind of tests could prove such a thing? Who knows?? Choose between a) throwing your dirty socks all over the house, b) putting them in a designated dirty ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Daily Grind
Awakened by hungry cat anywhere between 5am & 6am. Cat walks over me, purrs, rubs, gently puts paw on my face or neck, sits there waiting 30 seconds/or whatever number of seconds he deems apropos, then starts routine all over again, with occasional meowing, occasional elated jumping off the bed. Usually I get up about 6:20 to feed poor ( Read more... )