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Writer's Block: I'm the Boss
well- if i had my own army of monions 1) id make them clean the house since i have a baby on the way- there is extra details to clean and organize 2) id make them get jobs to help pay bills and expenses since im single and my douche bag ex..well is an ex 3) once finances were in place we'd move back to austin theyd build us a couple houses...and ( Read more... ) -
Drunk 'N Disorderly
all i can say is im glad that im not a manager at fox and hound- i struggled enough being theonly one at corellis- but ive seen quite a few managers come thru and ive been here less than a yr- needless to say the only manager that has been here the whole time im actually friends with- shes cool as a person and i get along with her for the most part ( Read more... ) -
amusement
some amusing quotes i pulled from textsfromlastnight.com
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
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Glad to see your being a lady about this
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but ( Read more... ) -
2 months and counting!
so went to the doc the other day for a sono- i am just over 30 weeks! man where does time go! lil ryleys head is already down- has hair- in the pic i have it looks like a lil mohawk \m/ he is about 3.5 lbs so far- and most of it is his head! yikes oh what im in for lol- its crazy the things pregnancy does to a woman- i have only yet to loose ( Read more... ) -
STAR STRUCK
so once in austin right before i moved to houston i waited on sean williams scott aka stiffler- he was really nice a vegan i think or at least a veggie- and really short! lol however last night the awesome Robert Horry (and some hoochie) sat in my section! and yes he drinks kettle one like i do! or used to for that matter lol miss my kettle one ( Read more... ) -
Carnivorous Maximus
so although it rained for a bit on sunday me and some friends still managed to bbq and enjoy the pool- it was nice feeling weightless for a while- me and my friend julie who is 5.5 months preggo both whaled in the pool ;) he man and his friends bbq some awesome food! boudin, ckn legs, burgers, pork chops ect.... and yes i gave into the powers of a ( Read more... ) -
no means no!
ya know- for a minute there i thought that i was becoming the sensitive one- letting my hormones get hold of me and allow people to upset me- but now i realize that im not the sensitive one- apparently im still my old 'i dont care if i hurt youre feelers' - im tired of watching where i step as to not walk on toes- grow some skin people!! heaven ( Read more... ) -
crap sandwhiches
crap sandwhiches: (in restaruant terms) is commonly used when a superior is giving a staff member an evaluation of performance- they start off with a positive notation, an "opportunity" for improvement, and then another positive note to end on- hence what we call a crap sandwhich ( Read more... ) -
the end of the begining
i fear i am about to cut it off with a good friend of mine- well, not thats not true- i dont really fear loosing the relationship- after all ive only known her since november- we work together- being that weve only known each other a short time there is only so much we know about each other- granted weve bonded and hang out alot and have become ( Read more... ) -
bermuda triangle
thats kind of what i feel like these days- or maybe some episode of the twilight zone- lost- confused- an altered reality of thinking- life in a constant downward spiral of irony-ugh- those that know me well enough now that i dont really like to celebrate my birthday- its so close to halloween i usually throw a halloween party as opposed to a bday ( Read more... )