THREE NAMES YOU GO BY ( Read more... )

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from ( Read more... )

There's a website called "10,000 Reasons" (www.10000reasons.org) which is a list of reasons why people think civilization is doomed. You can submit your own reasons, and these were the ones I thought of ( Read more... )

Highlights of this past weekend ( Read more... )

...Because she may be only fourteen years old, but she says the most hilarious things ever. A few of her quotes from tonight ( Read more... )

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I wrote this today.

( The 31 Types Of People You Meet On MySpace. Not meant to be offensive to anyone, I just wrote it for fun :-) )

Cuntastic Bitch (noun): A female who is cuntasticly annoying. She cries over boys treating her like shit, but doesn't do anything about it. She talks a lot about other girls' lives because her own life isn't entertaining enough. She constantly complains about her appearance so others will give her compliments. She HONESTLY believes Jessica Simpson ( Read more... )

"I think I'll have a martini
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table
After four, I'm under the host."

"Money can't buy you health, but I wouldn't mind having a diamond-encrusted wheelchair."

"I've been too fucking busy, and vice versa."

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I think she was one of the funniest people ever.

I drew a new picture yesterday. It's the main character from the book I'm reading, "The Lovely Bones." It's an AMAZING book, and if you haven't read it yet I definitely recommend it. Whenever I read a book I'm really into, I want to draw the characters.

So yeah, here's the drawing: Leave a comment  3