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Home remedies
Kinda woke up this morning confused and wondering if I just couldn't remember all the fun I must have been having last night. See ( Read more... ) -
Doctor Who nerd rage, with pictures.
There's one little misconception the writers of the EDAs seem to have about Paul McGann: they think he's very tall, in a lanky, long-legged kind of way, too. They are wrong. Crazy geniuses, but prone to a sort of mass delusion of Tall McGann.
Mad Larry's Alien Bodies (featuring the eighth incarnation of the Doctor) contains the line ( Read more... ) -
Dora the Explora wears nice tunic and leggings; is apparently slutty
Seriously, I guess that's what people think. Searching "dora the explorer slut" yields 64,900 results. Do you want to know what Slutty!Dora looks like? Or are you too scared? Well, you shouldn't be.
This is Dora's cute new outfit/zomg horrifying slutwear. Yes, it would be nice if Dora felt comfortable continuing to wear a plain t-shirt and shorts ( Read more... ) -
Can't live with 'em...
My younger sister just got home from playing paintball with the rest of the school newspaper. She had a black and white hipster keffiyeh stuck through the belt loops of her green cargo pants and kind of, you know, draped artfully down to her knee, and I guess she had no idea of what a complete wankerish tit she looked like. Seriously, a picture of ( Read more... ) -
Google, do you is fucking
Facebook is a device for letting people comment IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE on photos of you looking like some kind of GANGLING UNDEAD GIANTESS. They're all probably saying, "Hey, that's a nice photo of you, but look out for that zombie looming over you!" This is what happens when one of your friends lives in Singapore and was educated in India, a ( Read more... ) -
Worst idea ever, y/y?
Wear this hoodie on an airplane.You know, if you want to get thrown off. Maybe someone's kidnapping you and trying to fly you across the country. Well, no worries, just wear your black, "I'd rather die terrified than live forever" hoodie with a picture of, er, a crapping airplane, and there stands a smallish but significant chance you'll be thrown ( Read more... ) -
Like a hole in my head.
So my laptop has jumped the twig, kicked the bucket, given up the ghost, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible... joy. So I end up doing nearly all my assignments all alone in the computer room. It does give me a good excuse to give my roommate and her girlfriend some alone time. They're not going to tell me to go away, but I ( Read more... ) -
Please, no cheese with my whine.
I've been smelling this bad thing all day. It's like horrible rotting cheese. I know it's not there, 'cos it follows me around although I certainly don't smell of horrible rotting cheese; the more I think about it, the worse it gets; and I became aware of it really suddenly. It was really strong earlier today and almost made me throw up. I'm not ( Read more... ) -
Just saw The Vagina Monologues
Not very impressed. About half the monologues were from the perspective of Western women, and the rest were from the perspective of women from other parts of the world. Some of the Western women were happy, but all the non-Western women( ... you don't want to hear it... )
