http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6DSR9tZ1hA&feature=PlayList&p=F20D24F4DE1C16B5&index=8

probably...

Nobody put's baby in a coroners.

1: Rowntrees randoms... fuck you monkey socks ( Read more... )

Sorry for the lack of updates... but... well...
There's a story coming. it's a doozy.
Can't talk about it right now because that might screw it up and screwing it up would mean some pretty bad shit, but however it plays out, there's a story coming. And it's pretty damn funny.

L.
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New years resolution. start blogging again.

It'll come as no surprise to anyone that Fox news have discovered yet another way to make themselves sound like the retarded inbred cousin of an actual news outlet.

Ladies and Gentlemen introducing the "Homicide bomber"

Apparently, a recent focus group for the ministry of making Fox just a little tiny bit ( Read more... )

Lupe.
2003 - 2008
He wore black nylon cotton mix socks.

( www.monkeykettle.co.uk )

 
Tales from the library:

Upstairs we have a series of five small rooms, each about the size of a walk in closet. Students can get a key from us and lock themselves in. Little private study rooms. These are very popular and by about 11:00 most are booked out for the day. All except room 1. Room 1 is always the last to go, if it goes at all. If you ( Read more... )

I'm quite excited about this:

http://www.universetoday.com/2008/05/09/rumor-mill-churns-with-nasas-upcoming-announcement/

http://www.nasa.gov/home/hqnews/2008/may/HQ_M08089_Chandra_Advisory.html

It could be anything ! unfortunately it is, in all probability, some obscure astrological phenomonon with no ramifications to normal people other than whoever ( Read more... )

I was part of a corporate focus group on Friday. We were looking at customer service via telephone helpdesks. They asked us to write down what we want and expect when we call a company with a question regarding an account.

I decided to take it seriously.

I said I wanted the phone answered within three rings. There should be a person at the end of it ( Read more... )

Lupe: Hi... er... your vans have been parked outside my house for two days now... when are they moving ?
Pikey: Er, oi, well y'see n' all that...
Lupe: Your van won't be there tomorrow.
Pikey: Well y'see n' all...
Lupe: That wasn't a question.

The Pikeys have left the arena.