Within the book are the pages, and on the pages are the words.

[lupercus]

I realise that by posting I once again violate the terms of service of these journals by not, at present, being drunk, French, a pompous overstuffed peacock, or a Malfoy. I also regret not making any grand, cryptic statements announcing yet another public divorce. One of those is quite enough for me, thank you

Comments

[sinistra]

I want to be the pompous overstuffed peacock please.

[lupercus]

We must first find you an ugly cane.

[sinistra]

I already have one actually.

[lupercus]

Well!

Then all you need is an intoxicated trophy wife and a book of quotations, and you'll be set.

[divineparvati]

Ooh la la!

[lupercus]

Can-can?

[divineparvati]

Oh, oui, monsieur!

[lupercus]

Je n'ai pas su que vous parlez français, ma chère fille. Où l'avez-vous appris ? C'est une belle langue, oui?

[wehaveseven]

Hello I am glad you are at Hogwarts. Please help keep my children safe. Although why do you want to talk to Percy, he is probably busy.

[lupercus]

I will do my very best, Molly.

I merely want to ask Percy a bit about his old rat. He did say he was an expert on him.

[wehaveseven]

Oh well he had Scabbers for years, he was Percy's before he was Ron's.

[lupercus]

Yes, and that is why I'd like to speak with him.

[missgranger]

It's been lovely seeing you in the library, Professor. We've missed you terribly here!

[lupercus]

It's lovely to be back, Hermione!

Did you find the volumes you were looking for? I wasn't certain if that stack with legs was you, or Peeves having a bit of fun.

[erniemacmillan]

Professor, do you think it's possible that someone could let Pettigrew out of Azkaban using telekinesis?

[lupercus]

Oh, most definitely.

Perhaps if we all think hard enough, we can put him back?

[erniemacmillan]

Do you reckon so???

[lupercus]

Yes.

Why don't you get started? The rest of us will be along presently.