Dear Baltimore Drivers,

Please stop being crazy, foolish, oblivious, irritatingly selfish, and otherwise all-around jerkfaces. Your attempts on my life are overwhelmingly not appreciated.

Love,
Lura

I leik booooobs!

so how about that flash flooding, baltimore?

I should move to somewhere more than three feet above sea level.

I am updating from my new impulse buy. it is an asus Eee PC. I am a little in love.

I should learn not to make such expensive impulse buys.

I HATE the summer people that show up here on the shoreline. Most are rude, self-important snobs and there are way too many of them.

I am having a judgmental day. This calls for ice cream.

I was unaware until this evening that making cocaine is an alarmingly horrific process. One that is filled with ammonia, sulfuric acid, and gas - or maybe diesel, I'm not quite clear on that, but it's unimportant. Anyway, I mean, I knew it was not the kind of thing you might cook up in home ec 101, and that "rainbows and sunshine and unicorn ( Read more... )

I do not need any more lost boys. I have enough. This is getting out of hand. Quit it.

Does Hans Zimmer realize how many movies he has written the same piece of music for? Does he think audiences won't notice? Does the entire production team just not notice? I mean, it's a fine theme - very fitting for the movies in question - but you can't just keep recycling like that ( Read more... )

Every so often I come across this again and it makes me super happy.

stumbled across this in the depths of the interwebs ( Read more... )