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HMD/Contact Post
This is the HMD post for Fassad. It's my first time playing him so as always, critique would be much appreciated. Am I being too much of a jerk? Not enough of a jerk? Not capturing some portion of his character or mannerisms correctly? I would be grateful of any chance to improve ( Read more... ) -
4th Banana
[That was an... interesting week. Fassad spent the day throwing away and burning every dress in the house. Anything that looked remotely "feminine" found itself in the garbage or fireplace. Seeing his pod person double was a humiliating experience for himself and an ugly bastardization of what he once was many years ago. Dying for once didn't ( Read more... ) -
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[Action: 463 Stone St.]
[You find yourself waking up in the morning and finding in the air the faint scent of cake being baked in the oven. Follow that scent through your room, down the staircase, and into the kitchen where you'll find your beloved, dainty wife, busy and hard at work preparing your...
Wait...
Wait, you're the wife, aren't you?
A pink- ( Read more... ) -
3rd Banana
[Action: 463 Stone St.]
[Just outside the house, it seems like one Mr. Locria was indulging in what seemed to be one of his hobbies: making doors. Fassad gathered pieces of wood together, purchased from the tool store, and began cutting out what would be the foundation to a proper door. The only problem with this scenario is that he isn't much of ( Read more... ) -
2nd Banana - Forward dated to Monday
[Mayfield Used Car Lot]
[Thanks to the world's most unlikeliest team up between Lucas and his old nemesis, Fassad, the latter has successfully been dropped off at the used car lot. As with all the other used car salesmen, Fassad was given the keys to the place and the authority to, say... tear apart some motors, find some other supplies lying ( Read more... ) -
1st Banana
[A portly, mustachioed man leaps up from his bed, shocked and gasping for breath. He touches his face to see if something is amiss. It ought to be. For one, he isn't wet. He should still be in the currents of a sewer, being carried off to oblivion. Secondly, there aren't any trumpets. Yes, there should be trumpets ( Read more... )