Lovely people who supply me with fanfiction, I adore you, but the word is chafe and the verb form you want is chafing.

Chaff is the dried husks of grasses and grains, and while I'm pretty sure that would chafe if you wore it under your clothing, I don't want to think about that while reading your cross-dressing fic.

Yeah, so I haven't updated since Christmas, and I haven't got much witty or clever to say at the moment.

But I'm going to post anyway, because it is T-minus 24 hours and 10 minutes by my watch until Half-Blood Prince and I have a heartful of squee and an awesome HP t-shirt bought for me by most marvelous thepsychicclam and aerowyn .

Also, I has a Neville. *points up* ( Read more... )

I has a yuletide story! And it is made of awesome. No really. No really. Pure awesome, 100%. Some incredible person wrote me long, clever, sexy Singin' in the Rain triofic. *swoons*

Check it out:You're the Cream in My Coffee

ETA: And it comes with a playlist!

Yuletide story uploaded. I can finish my present shopping tomorrow with a clear conscience. =)

I had someone argue, seriously argue, with me today about whether we were open on Saturday. He called in to renew his books this afternoon (2.5 hours into my 3 hour reference shift) and I go "okay, they were due on the 29th; now they're due on the 15th of December." Simple enough, yeah ( Read more... )

Why is any given box of Runts, like, 80% bananas? Is there a candy banana conspiracy out there?

*aside* Candy Banana Conspiracy is totally the name of my next band. /*aside*

And why for the love of all that is holy did they get rid of the limes?????

Get off my lawn you lousy kids!

( Dear Yuletide Author )

Off I go to my place of work. The library. Which is also a polling place.

Think of me. =) Will me a parking spot after lunch.

Bereft of Merry_Smutmas this year, I have lost my damn mind and signed up for Yuletide. I offered in about 50 fandoms, so hopefully that won't come back to bite me in the ass. Is it natural to want to go back in and change my requests ten minutes after I've submitted the whole damned thing?

GOLD! GOLD! GOLD! YYYEAAAHHHH!!!

Not that I'm excited. What a fucking awesome game. Marta and the women from Brazil are always a treat to watch, but my love goes out to Hope Solo and Carly Lloyd and all the US players. Great job guys!