Wow.

Ellen and I closed the store last night, then went to Moody's and got slammed. It's now 7:30 am, she's still sleeping on the couch, my f-ing head hurts, and we have to be back at Sephora at 9 to open.

We had no place getting that drunk. Thank you, Sangria.

Happy Date Rape and Murder Day!

Jason P. Pike --

[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

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Got a heads-up from my friend Shawna, the Chicago Account Rep for Vincent Longo Cosmetics. They're looking for a regional artist to do straight-up artistry work for events, appearances, shows, and the like. The hours are set 32/week, 4 days a week. That's not too bad, considering after all is said and done at Sephora I'm working around 29 on ( Read more... )

Did the Body Shop shoot today. It was fun, and the models were eay to work with. One was a total straight guy who was obviously uncomfortable with having makeup put on...so I loved that. Making him squirm served as therapy for all the macho assholes I dealt with in high school. I did really well with the hair, too, considering I have little to no ( Read more... )

Stella Awards ( Read more... )

Tomorrow I have a booking to work makeup on a shoot for The Body Shop! It's at Columbia, and the material will be used to determine the new campaign look for their all-new line of men's products. This should be interesting. I'll be doing makeup and hair (??) on two male models in the morning, which is strange because I've never really worked with ( Read more... )

Great. Stuck in a place where no one can make up their fucking minds. It'll be like my real life, only eternal. Can I just cash in my karma bucks or something??

After you die...
Purgatory

After death, you will exist in purgatory. It's so-so, I heard.


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Oh, for the gods' sake, Sephora is pissing me off. I won't bore you all, but suffice to say that I really, really need to find a new gig.

So.

Any ideas?

Wow. There was a hostage situation involving S.W.A.T. down the street from me this morning. Literally. 3 blocks down.

So: an update ( Read more... )