You know something, I'm not black but theres a whole lotta times I wish I could say I'm not white.

[lysurgicid]

Today I had to see my court counselor. It wasn't good timing, seeing as how I was getting a UA that I didn't know about until three hours prior. Not to mention I smoked yesterday and the day before that and the day before that one and so on. So my only option was to James Bond myself some fresh clean, drug-free urine. But how? I devised a plan

Comments

[2late2bgracious]

You are amazing.
Simply amazing.

[lysurgicid]

Its what they tell me.

[plastic_robot]

god fucking dammit your clever
i would of just held it in my mouth

[sarski]

Wow.

[seamonkey327]

Holy shit that must of been nerve wracking.

McGuiver would give you a high five and then sit down and smoke a bowl with you.

[lysurgicid]

it was, I was so scared I would get caught which is a felony. So that would be two related felonies.

[rrrretch]

that was a simply wonderous tale my dear
simply wonderous

[lysurgicid]

thank you, you're a simply wonderous person.