[Zell has hit upon an innovative way--sort of--to counteract the effects of the JD plot. He's taped his mouth shut. Occasionally he will make "Mmm-ing" noises, but so far has not blurted out anything he doesn't want known to either Dante or Selphie. There is a pad of paper next to him with notes jotted down--the two on this page say "Shut up, Dante ( Read more... )

I'm exhausted. Really, seriously exhausted.

I'm not exactly regretting letting Dante stay here. I'm just not sure if I can keep up with him any longer. He had an inhuman amount of energy, he doesn't sleep much, and he's always running around stirring up trouble. It wouldn't be so bad if we were still invisible, but he attracts a lot of attention ( Read more... )

[Zell is in a park, looking somewhat bemused, as a swarm of children and their mothers surround him. He'd been taking advantage of the nice weather to practice his martial arts outside, and is now talking to one young mother with two kids.]Um, no, I'd never really considered teaching before. I've just moved here. I hope you don't mind me showing ( Read more... )

[Zell has locked himself in the bathroom, leaning against the door in an effort to make it harder to get in. This is not as effective as it usually would be, for Zell has turned in to a tiny (4'11) muscular girl. His hair is ironically shorter then his regular male cut, and it's bleached into near-white spikes. Much to his dismay, he has a very ( Read more... )

[Zell is sprawled back against his couch, looking tired. His right ankle and left wrist are both bandaged, and he has a myriad of scrapes and bruises]

Well, that was painful. And I think I'm gonna have to move, unless that huge place in the entryway where there's no floor will magically fix itself. And... I really should apologize to Vergil. [sighs] ( Read more... )

[Have a wet-haired Zell taping a fairly neatly printed list in a place that will not be easily missed]

House (or rather apartment) Rules, in no particular order:

1. Wash your own dishes. If somebody makes dinner for everybody, then the dishes will not be their responsibility.

2. No armed sparring or fighting in the apartment.

3. If it's past 9:00 PM, ( Read more... )

Well, that was traumatic. I think I'll take my home (either of them) being attacked again over that.

Caterina's okay! Oh, kitten, I was really worried about you. [said kitten is currently residing on top of Zell's head]So, uh, Abel! You won the naming contest. I... don't really have a prize ( Read more... )

So then, I think it's pretty apparent by now that hoping this is all some sort of bizarre dream isn't going to work ( Read more... )

[Zell, who was not caught in the naked epidemic because he was out exploring Template when the defabricator went off, is sitting in his living room with his head in his hands]

So... yeah. Today was pretty amazing. I. Um. Oh man.

I hope everybody finds other clothes okay?

And, um, I'm really really sorry if I did any staring, I was kind of. You know.

My 18th birthday is in four days. Wow, that came fast. No idea what I'll do for it.

So! I got an early present today. I was coming home from getting groceries (food, oh sweet sweet food) and, to make long story short, I found a kitten. (Let's skip the part where I had to climb into a ventilation shaft to rescue it, okay? Wow, those things are dirty. ( Read more... )