Summery things that should happen to Dean
ETA: YOU GUYS ARE EPIC. I AM A LUCKY, LUCKY WOMAN.
Maybe if we all make a pile of delicious prompts, we'll inspire each other to write things. Thiiinggsss.
1. He's all heatstroked and sick and Sam feeds him a fruit yogurt smoothie and it's all chilly and delicious and good for him and he's like I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE SAM I KNOW THIS IS HEALTH FOOD and Sam is like shhh, drink up sickie. Jamba Jerks by i_speak_tongue. MY HEART.
2. Sam cuddles him in a lake, in a fever-lowering-cool-swim situation. Dean cuddles back.
3. They find wild berries and Dean eats sooooo many and then he has the juice all over him and is too full and it hurts and Sam is like, hee hee hee, and rubs his belly. My gluttony is not a secret vice by queerly_it_is. BAHHHH HOW SO CUTE?
4. Dean gets a cold and Sam is like "How?" and there are absurd amounts of Kleenex. How? by tarotgal. THERE ARE SPELLED SNEEZES. *bites fist*
5. Dean breaks his leg doing something heroic that attracts attention and so people send him flowers, some of them potted, and then he has to sit around on his ass and he becomes really good at taking care of the flowers and then people see his collection and bring him more and it becomes this thing where he's all hurt but brilliant and intuitive with this beautiful giant collection of indoor plants and Sam is like LOOK AT YOU and Dean is like SHUT UP AND BRING ME MORE BEGONIAS. Daisies Running Riot by prufrock_26. GOOD LORD READ IT IT IS WONDERFUL.
What else, my friendlies?
tifaching: Dean gets a terrible sunburn. He's all red and feverish and his skin is all tight and it hurts like a son of a bitch. Sam is merely bronzed like a freakin' Adonis who will take wonderful care of his brother while giving him shit about sunscreen. Elaborate. The Burniest Person I Know by janissa11. ADORABLE.
tifaching: Sam and Dean climb to the top of Mt. Washington. Or they take the shuttle. No way Dean's driving his baby up and down that road. "I know it's the middle of July, Dean! It still could be snowing up there!" "It's not snowing, Sam." Of course it is snowing with wind gusts of 70 miles an hour. Sam's got proper clothes and Dean's in a t-shirt. Elaborate. Underdressed Mountaintop Dean by mad_server.
nwspaprtaxis: Dean gets actual Yellow Fever. And there is black vomit. Also? Fever. And Jaundice. And Sammich takes care of him. Dean and the Black Vomit by mad_server.
maypoles: Dean gets A VERY HIGH FEVER during the dog days of summer. And the AC is BROKEN, just because. So Sam helps him take lots of showers and feeds him ice from the ice machine. And stuff. Showery Feverish Dean by mad_server.
biketest: DEAN GETS SUNBURN AND LOOKS ADORABLE AND GETS SLEEPY. DOES SUNBURN MAKE PEOPLE SLEEPY? IT MAKES DEAN SLEEPY, OKAY. Sleepy Sunburnt Dean by mad_server.
i_speak_tongue: Soooo.... what about the one where Dean is stung by wasps, and Sam pulls out the little stingers for him? Frankendean by mad_server.
greeneyes_fan: You know, there are a lot of bugs in summer. What if Dean decides to take off his boots and go wading--and walks into a red anthill? They bite feet, ankles and legs a LOT if you do that! Ant-Bitten Dean by mad_server.
Maybe if we all make a pile of delicious prompts, we'll inspire each other to write things. Thiiinggsss.
1. He's all heatstroked and sick and Sam feeds him a fruit yogurt smoothie and it's all chilly and delicious and good for him and he's like I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE SAM I KNOW THIS IS HEALTH FOOD and Sam is like shhh, drink up sickie. Jamba Jerks by i_speak_tongue. MY HEART.
2. Sam cuddles him in a lake, in a fever-lowering-cool-swim situation. Dean cuddles back.
3. They find wild berries and Dean eats sooooo many and then he has the juice all over him and is too full and it hurts and Sam is like, hee hee hee, and rubs his belly. My gluttony is not a secret vice by queerly_it_is. BAHHHH HOW SO CUTE?
4. Dean gets a cold and Sam is like "How?" and there are absurd amounts of Kleenex. How? by tarotgal. THERE ARE SPELLED SNEEZES. *bites fist*
5. Dean breaks his leg doing something heroic that attracts attention and so people send him flowers, some of them potted, and then he has to sit around on his ass and he becomes really good at taking care of the flowers and then people see his collection and bring him more and it becomes this thing where he's all hurt but brilliant and intuitive with this beautiful giant collection of indoor plants and Sam is like LOOK AT YOU and Dean is like SHUT UP AND BRING ME MORE BEGONIAS. Daisies Running Riot by prufrock_26. GOOD LORD READ IT IT IS WONDERFUL.
What else, my friendlies?
tifaching: Dean gets a terrible sunburn. He's all red and feverish and his skin is all tight and it hurts like a son of a bitch. Sam is merely bronzed like a freakin' Adonis who will take wonderful care of his brother while giving him shit about sunscreen. Elaborate. The Burniest Person I Know by janissa11. ADORABLE.
tifaching: Sam and Dean climb to the top of Mt. Washington. Or they take the shuttle. No way Dean's driving his baby up and down that road. "I know it's the middle of July, Dean! It still could be snowing up there!" "It's not snowing, Sam." Of course it is snowing with wind gusts of 70 miles an hour. Sam's got proper clothes and Dean's in a t-shirt. Elaborate. Underdressed Mountaintop Dean by mad_server.
nwspaprtaxis: Dean gets actual Yellow Fever. And there is black vomit. Also? Fever. And Jaundice. And Sammich takes care of him. Dean and the Black Vomit by mad_server.
maypoles: Dean gets A VERY HIGH FEVER during the dog days of summer. And the AC is BROKEN, just because. So Sam helps him take lots of showers and feeds him ice from the ice machine. And stuff. Showery Feverish Dean by mad_server.
biketest: DEAN GETS SUNBURN AND LOOKS ADORABLE AND GETS SLEEPY. DOES SUNBURN MAKE PEOPLE SLEEPY? IT MAKES DEAN SLEEPY, OKAY. Sleepy Sunburnt Dean by mad_server.
i_speak_tongue: Soooo.... what about the one where Dean is stung by wasps, and Sam pulls out the little stingers for him? Frankendean by mad_server.
greeneyes_fan: You know, there are a lot of bugs in summer. What if Dean decides to take off his boots and go wading--and walks into a red anthill? They bite feet, ankles and legs a LOT if you do that! Ant-Bitten Dean by mad_server.