A lot of people think I have no powers of self-restraint. (I call those people "People who Know Me Pretty Well".) But it must be said that, where the rubber meets the road, I'm perfectly capable of holding my tongue and staying my hand, if the consequences outweigh any gains to be maade from letting myself go ( Read more... )

Y'know what I hate? (You bloody well ought to by now, but here's a specific example ( Read more... )

Woke up in one of those 'get the fuck out of my face unless you've got coffee, sex or money for me' sort of moods. The sort of mood where I'll quite readily tear your face off for looking at me the wrong way. Couldn't tell you why for certain, just... woke up ready to end human lives ( Read more... )

As I write this, I'm on the GO train, headed back home to merry old Jokeville and life as a responsible grown-up ( Read more... )

No funny subtitle. Don't feel like being clever right now, just earnest ( Read more... )

Well, I'm still alive, just been a bit preoccupied with the living of my life to tell you all about it with the regularity I once did. Anyway ( Read more... )

Kiddo's going out trick-or-treating with her friend Lizzy and her dad until fairly late (meaning I'm likely going to have a pillowcase full of candy to check- hellooooo, toffee tax!), JJ's got a party to attend, and Kal's... well, taken root in the basement as is his wont. So it falls to your friendly neighbourhood sociopath to hand out the candy, ( Read more... )

So yeah, my computer has farted itself to death, continuing my tradition of never being able to keep a computer active for more than a year. Why this is I'll never know- I mean, it's not like I pour melted butter in the A drive, or drilled a hole in the tower and fucked it to death or anything. If anything, I'm careful with my beast to the point of ( Read more... )

I'm a weird guy, and I have weird days. Here's a breakdown of my morning, and the music that was playing on my mp3 player when it happened ( Read more... )

I got a new bike today! Well, not really new, but new to me. It was a gift (of sorts) from Steph's cousin Glen. When I heard I was getting a bike, I was really excited, as a) I needed a mode of conveyance faster than Shank's Pony, b) I could use some variation to my exercise, and c) I haven't ridden one in over 15 years. Anyway, a very excited ( Read more... )