Hey, You... with the shovel.
When you find a muther f*ckin' 1700 year old
led coffin you DO NOT OPEN IT!!! People don't suddenly start burying other people in muther f*ckin' lead unless there's a damn good reason for it. Probably some hideous vampire or elder dark god or some sh*t - but whatever it is DO NOT F*CKIN' OPEN IT!!!!
Thank you,
Dale