Wow, is it September already?  I've been kinda off the map for awhile, but there's a good reason for that really.

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Ok, that's a complete lie, but hey, I'm back now and that's all that matters right?

Alright the truth is I meant to start writing in this damn thing more regularly a few months back but, well I read about Boatmurdered, laughed ( Read more... )

Tonight, my brother graduated from high school.   Which makes feel just a little bit old.  Only just a smidge.  Really.

Tomorrow, my new computer should arrive.

All and all a pretty good start to the week I think. 

Wow, April is done already?  This month seems to have barely lasted anytime at all.  I got hardly any of the thing done this month that I had planned on.

I picked up Mario Kart Wii over the weekend.  It all the fun that I've come to expect from the Mario Kart games and the while it may be just a plastic shell, the wheel accessory adds a different ( Read more... )

This is simultaneously the greatest and most bizarre thing I have ever seen in my life.
I won't even try to describe it, for words fail me.  I wouldn't even know where to begin! Mexican Satan? Pantless Female Jesus? GothLolita Judas?  Just see for yourself, the hilarious weirdness of...

LETS BIBLE!

Here's part two.

Oh, yeah.  I hit the quarter ( Read more... )

Right, so the last two weeks of work have kinda sucked.  How have they sucked you ask?  Well let me put it to you like this.  The first thing I did last monday morning, after I sat down at my desk was accidentally smack myself in the eye with a FedEX flat envelope.  That has set the tone for the last two weeks.  We've been sort staffed and the mail ( Read more... )

So I've looking at apartments lately.  Nothing to serious, just getting a feel for what rent would cost and what not.  Getting the bare bones of a budget together, you know?  I've come to a few frustrating realizations ( Read more... )

I've found my cell phone!  After being missing for almost a week exactly the damned thing finally turned up.  I found it over by the work bench down in the basement, which confuses me slightly because I don't recall going near it in the last month or so ( Read more... )

So I've finally succumbed.  I once naively thought that I might be able to go through life without accepting this... blight into life and wallet.  But it seems that there is no helping it.

I got my self a credit card.  I feel so dirty now.

It turns out that having no credit history is a lot like having a bad credit history, so to actually get a good ( Read more... )

Did you hear?  Frank Miller's newest project is going to be a documentary about monkeys.  Why?  Because apparently monkeys are WHORES! 

So when I came into work I had an E-mail from the manager lady who is now the head of my section asking me to meet her.  My first reaction was something along the lines of, "Oh crap, crap, crap, crap!  What have done recently that the boss could angry about?  And how could they know about it/prove it was me ( Read more... )