"We don't let Spencer drink out of the faucet any more. Just lure him to his water bowl, and then give him a treat. Don't give them to Sam though. They make him throw up almost instantly."
-My mom, on our cats.

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I'm in Carlsbad now. This basically means cats (woot), family, estranged friends and Christmas. But what is missing in my life which I should have? That any average person in America is probably entitled to in some way? Heating? Food other than rice and free milk at work? A nice working stove ( Read more... )

Here is an example of the same conversation I have fifty times a day:

"Do you have... hot chocolateYes ( Read more... )

Some of you know I like to go on about why things are funny, analyzing sense of humor, etc. I finally have a go at doing that for school, in writing a review of Seinfeld. The problem is, its for that assy teacher (DOCTOR BRIAN LOFTUS, BRIAN LOFTUS, DR. BRIAN LOFTUS, BRIAN LOFTUS , UCSB BRIAN LOFTUS for in case he googles for his name, cuz I know he ( Read more... )

A Show about Nothing: The Role of Predictability in Seinfeld ( Read more... )

ridiculous ridiculous.

Mishima Yukio (obviously) once wrote: “I am a realist who attempts to depict with complete reality a romantic psychology which cannot be found in reality.” Then he wrote “The Sailor who Fell from Grace with the Sea”, and these two writings are linked, because the quote applies to his book.

-I got a new job at Santa Barbara Roasting Company downtown and am pretty excited. The pay is kinda shitty buuuut I'll be getting tips in (hopefully) 2 weeks or so, and the training is pretty structured/rigorous. I'm going to know more about coffee than even I ever wanted to know. THEY ROAST IT IN THE STORE. It's so great ( Read more... )

I'm sitting in class going "shit shit I need to check my money, rent is due and I have like... 500 dollars... I'm going to be 40 short, plus bills, I'm due for my last paycheck from DLG today by direct deposit and it's probably going to be like 100 dollars... fuck" and then I go and check and for some reason, some marvelous reason, it was actually ( Read more... )