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L: When someone says, "We need to talk", what immediately goes through your mind?
Me: "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!"

LOL.

I may not have a Valentine but I have found a new love. I will probably name her Dasani.


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I don't condone what happened but I don't know what to be surprised more by: the fact that Chris Brown assaulted his girlfriend or that it's Chris Brown? I'm so LOLz about the entire situation. That kid is ruined. He's not only going to remembered as placing his hands on a female but he's going to be remembered as the guy that put his hands on ( Read more... )

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I'm extremely jealous of the folks that hit up the Youth Ball for Obama's Inauguration Ball lol. I hate Kanye West (when he opens his mouth) but I love his music. I would've shelled out the seventy-five bucks for it, too.

I've never watched a live swearing mainly because a) no one really ever made a big deal about them and b) I loathed The Mini ( Read more... )

It is 1:03 AM and I am working online at home. WTF. I'm really having a case of workheimer's disease because I don't know what I'm doing or why I'm still working at my shithole job. I got denied a raise and ever since then, I've been in a really foul mood about it ( Read more... )

I'm kind of behind in the world of Gossip Girl but am I led to believe that Dan banged his half-sister, Serena? Honestly, now. Diiiirty.


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I've never felt my blood pressure shoot up so high (and low) while watching the Chargers. YAY for winning! Stupid Manning, lol.

Hopefully you all welcomed in a lovely 2009. I spent it making out with some toilet in Las Vegas. But OMG, it was grief getting out of work on NYE. I almost missed my flight since I got out of work around 7 and my flight ( Read more... )

It is mighty difficult to cook for one. Of course, I only contemplated this while I navigated the waters known as Costco on a Sunday morning. I left that store with four items that resulted in $53.00!!! I use three exclamation marks because Costco never ceases to amaze me. I cannot just walk into Costco and not spend at least $50+. Damn them ( Read more... )