oh ho, livejournal! we meet again! mostly because it's the only place left and i am reasonably certain absolutely fucking NOBODY reads this bullshit i blather into these little textboxes ( Read more... )

i am completely and utterly alone in one sense or the other.

it's kind of a bummer.

so..... how long has it been? too long? not long enough? it's all relative really. everything is. for example, am i a complete disaster or am i a work of art? i'm banking on disaster ( Read more... )

holy fuck-new-years-forevermore batman. seriously. fuck new years. and fuck the whole rest of the year if that's any indication of what's in store for the next 365 days.

i could detail what's been going on in my life, but really, you should just go listen to these songs. not because they have deep hidden meanings that will give you insight to the nature of my existence. they don't. it would be pretty lame if they did. but they're really fucking good ( Read more... )

brief summary of states ( Read more... )

sweet jesus, your mule ate my pickles and now we're going to have to bring out the laser guns. any of you hobknobs move and i will destroy everything you ever loved and lived for.

nobody gets out of the soup... NOBODY.

seriously edmonton. what the fuck ( Read more... )

( notes at 2 am )

i) no rule applies all the time. the world is either run on grand immaterial illusions, or by shape-shifting reptilian forefathers of freemasons, and both of those are pretty silly ideas ( Read more... )