Everyone's posting song lyrics and inspirational things. I contribute ( Read more... )

I can't stop panicking. There's all this fear inside that's taking up all the room for the good feelings I so desperately want to feel.

I don't think I'm going to be able to get my life back together ( Read more... )

Dear Wayne ( Read more... )

http://fantasyherald.com/quiz/dand/index.php

It's a D&D Character Quiz. I got a Chaotic Neutral Human Barbarian. :D

Perhaps my blood sugar is just out-of-whack. I've been seeing him again out of the corner of my eye... almost like he's trying to sneak back around but something pushes him back. Am I fighting the darkness that I've suppressed for all this time ( Read more... )

It's broken into a million tiny pieces and I'm not able to fix it any more. The glue I used won't hold it together. Besides, how do you put grains of fragments back together again? I'm a stupid, stupid bastard. I don't use the thing anyway, so I should toss aside the ashes and the remnants and move on.

(like you've ever really moved on before)That ( Read more... )

This guy had been following me around for about 5 minutes, standing in front of stuff I needed to pick up/kill. A chipper little level 4 Orc hunter named Dethorc (who magically flagged himself PVP). After a while, he finally said something. This is verbatim ( Read more... )

This is a list of made-up sexual positions from a sketch about the first black porn star on David Allen Grier's show Chocolate News. I swear to God, I died laughing a hundred times over watching and typing all this out. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Two guys walk into a bar. One guy has cancer, the other has four eyes. The bartender asks the men "What'll ya have?" Simultaneously, the men reply "Whatever's cheap ( Read more... )