Title:  Jack of Christmas Present (Part 2 of ?)

Author:  magicmalcolm

Rating:  PG.

Word Count:  Just over 2,000.

Characters/Pairings:  Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, Martha, Mickey.  Mentions various Torchwood characters throughout.

Spoilers:  Compliant with Torchwood Series 1 & 2, but goes AU afterwards.  Mentions characters introduced in Series 3.

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Title:  Jack of Christmas Past (Part 1 of ?)

Author:  magicmalcolm

Rating:  PG.

Word Count:  1,550.

Fandom:  Torchwood.  Compliant with Series 1 & 2 and mentions characters introduced in Series 3, goes AU afterwards.

Characters:  Jack/Ianto.  Various Torchwood characters mentioned throughout.
Genre:  Angst, descending into fluff by the end.  It's not a ( Read more... )

I have never felt so drained, exhausted, thrilled and excited in all my life.  It was hard bloody work, but seeing that certificate now does make it all seem worth it.

So tired, but too wired to rest.  Need to celebrate.  Good job I'm off work for a week to do so!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll turn into a babbly piece of squee until I feel ( Read more... )

Completely me being Random!Silly here.  Procrastinating instead of doing anything productive or worthwhile.  Like fic-writing.  *Badself*

Over the past week, I’ve been referred to as either “weirdo,” “freaky” or “are you insane?” for the following chuckle-worthy reasons.

Most are justified, mind.  : )

( 10 Freaky Facts Here )

...and I'm amazed I haven't been axed yet.

Hoo boy, where to start with this one?  My fourth attempt at passing my Driving Test ended in another FAIL.  Grargh.  Four times, and I've failed for something different each time.  So it's not something consistent I'm doing wrong, it's just the circumstances of the day.  It was a good drive overall, except ( Read more... )

Title:  Jack’s Knight In Shining Armour (One-Shot?)

Author:  magicmalcolm 

Rating:  PG-13 for suggestive themes.

Word Count:  Just shy of 1,500.

Fandom:  Torchwood, set after Series 2.

Characters:  Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Gwen Cooper [mentioned]

Pairing:  Jack/Ianto

Warnings/Spoilers:  None.

Genre:  Silly Suggestive Fluff.  This is a Happy Fic™.

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As a non-rich, young Scot working for the NHS...I believe I'm a bit fooked by this appointment.  Bad Times Ahead.  Hopefully Cleggy's lot will help keep him in line a bit, otherwise I do honestly fear for my job and financial security.

Sidenote: Kristin Chenowith is Awesome.  That Is All.

I think my family are determined to convert me from glorious, magnificent (glorificent?) Coffee with fancy flavoured Teas.  It probably won't work, but even I can't resist the temptation to try the likes of Chocolate Flake Tea, Popcorn Tea and Crème Caramel Tea.

I hope my membership to King Ianto's Coffee Club isn't in jeopardy with this ( Read more... )

The BNP failed to get a single seat despite fielding over 300 candidates.

Good Times.

My knowledge of politics is, in general, gawdawful.  So, with the General Election looming on Thursday, I’ve tried to figure out which Party I’mma gonna vote for.  I seem to be coming up completely blank.

Well, saying that, I know who I’m not voting for.  Not voting Conservative because, hello, I still have some shred of common sense left.  Plus, ( Read more... )