God dang and blast internet banking. I hate, it, I hate it [jump, jump, jump, stomp, stomp, stomp]. After failing to recognise my password four times I am, of course, locked out of the system, admittedly I was simply entering it in a rage on non-comprehension as to why the password which has worked perfectly adequately for some time now has ( Read more... )

Having read my friends' pages for the first time in ages I would like to declare that everyone is deserving of a break filled with sunshine and cocktails on terraces. Let us all declare that life is too short for annoyance and over work and sloughs of despondency and live jubilantly in a land of plenty and frolicksome gallantry ( Read more... )

I found what I heard of the first Reith Lectures 2007 most interesting ( Read more... )

My team inform me that they gauge my mood based on how much I am ranting. The more I rant the happier I am. Conversely, if I am quiet, this is a BAD BAD sign.

Hmmmmmmmmmm

On a brighter note, four days of holiday YAY!

I wasn't going to post as the entire contents would simply be an expression of pure, unadulterated RAGE against the stupid, lazy, inconsequential, pointless, soul-draining, sense defying, brain dead, selfish, whiney, MUPPETS who take up far too many resources on this blighted planet and should be smited instantly ( Read more... )

I seem to have lost the knack of this whole 'posting' m'larky. What does one do? My newest office incumbent has informed me that I WILL have a lunch break and she WILL be checking to ensure I have only completed pointless and non-work related fun-like tasks during the past hour - she is refusing to leave the office until this is achieved. On ( Read more... )

Without thinking list four things that would make you happy ( Read more... )

Oh beloved Bentley ( Read more... )

This is cool. Are we living in a simulation?

Simulations are cool. We ARE living in a simulation - I knew it!

Happy Birthday peppapig the memetastic.

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