Why isn't anyone injured yet?

[magnificantlady]

I am sad to inform the infirmary was EMPTY today. COMPLETELY empty and devoid of life besides me twiddling my thumbs alone. No one came to visit even and that just got me in even more of a foul mood. Can someone fall tomorrow and bust their knee open at least? I grow tired already of sitting and doing nothing.

Private To the Men of Hogwarts//If

Comments

[tigerinmyhand]

If I send any more people up there, they'll expel me.

[magnificantlady]

Oh dear me...That's no good. But thank you for the gesture anyways. I guess it was bad timing on my part then, If I missed all the good stuff.

[tigerinmyhand]

Sometimes I get away with it.

[magnificantlady]

Oh then that is indeed wonderful! Do show them to the infirmary when you rough them up next time though. I may perhaps be able to get you out of trouble...or the brunt of it at least. Hohohoho!

[control_on_edge]

I think that's an unwise thing to suggest.

[magnificantlady]

Hohohoho! It is my job to repair those unsightly injuries that the students face...but I'll be out of a job if no one gets hurt you see. I didn't ask anyone to DIE that would just dreadful or anything like that. Just little injuries so I can get my hands on you lovely darlings.

Actually...You look a TAD pale. Do you desire an appointment for a FULL body checkup?

[control_on_edge]

No, I'm perfectly fine.

[magnificantlady]

Oh well...That is good I suppose. If you need ANYTHING darling...please do not hesitate in coming in. I appreciate walk-ins as well.

[scythe_papa]

Well, you certainly don't want to spend all your time in there alone! But it's good there are no students who need you help, right?

[[Place holder tag. Sorry. :< I'm going out of town today and'll be back Monday.]]

[magnificantlady]

I suppose that is correct but loneliness is one ailment I cannot cure alone. Why don't you come and drop by Spirit darling? I would love to chat among other things with you sometime.

[scythe_papa]

That's a marvelous idea~! I'm on my way!

[magnificantlady]

I await your arrival with baited breath. Please get here swiftly...

[wealthandstatus]

That's rather inappropriate of you, a professional staff member, to wish the students that. I believe that's a good thing though, and I hope that due time you would think the same. I'm quite proud that the students haven't done anything stupid yet (like, oh, stab each other for example), and I'm sure the rest of the teachers are thankful for the peace, too.

[magnificantlady]

You stay to your field of study and I'll do my job little girl.

All in due time...They ALWAYS end up being dragged here eventually and I'll be waiting with wand ready. Let us end it on that note.

LMAO SHE FELL FOR THE TRAP. - 1/2

[wealthandstatus]

"Little girl"!?

2/2

[wealthandstatus]

I would like to inform you that I am, biologically, male and I would prefer it to stay that way.

Oh, but of course. I was talking about the mean time; most of the children here, especially the Gryffindors, are accident prone, after all.

If you say so, Ms. Durless.

[audaciter]

Uh...

[magnificantlady]

Speechless?

[audaciter]

No, not really...but I can keep you some company if you want! No one should be alone...

[[ooc: Sorry for the late reply, friends keep kidnapping me. Yes, Emil is just that naive]]

[magnificantlady]

Perfect...Then I will look forward in seeing you frequently during this year.