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honestly... Matchbox 20? c'mon. That should have been the most obvious red flag
Wednesday One-Liners Couldn't Get into Stuyvesant
Elegant 20-ish black chick on cell: Do you truly expect me to come out to New Jersey so I can drink Rolling Rock? And listen to Matchbox 20? With a bunch of white bitches? Who majored in Psychology? ... How many things are wrong with that?
--Salvation Army store, Waverly Place
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Concrete Donkeys Alumni on the presidential ballot
Alright.... is it just me.... or does anyone else find a striking similarity between our beloved (hopefully she wins) first viable female presidential candidate and my equally beloved Jerri Blank from Strangers With Candy?
I mean.. I'm just sayin.
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the things that make me smile while i'm at work
It's Made-Up People Doing Real Things
Ghetto chick #1: Hey, Shonondra?
Ghetto chick #2: Yeah?
Ghetto chick #1: Is fiction the troof?
--Subway platform, 14th St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: jim
via Overheard in New York, Jan 16, 2007
Bitch, Please! Her Favorite Candy is Nose
NYU girl: So my friend had a class with Mary-Kate--
NYU boy: Uh huh.
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dearest.
“I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.”
-Jack Kerouac -
Totally gay dude.
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I should pick up Freud's "Interpretation Of Dreams" I suppose... or perhaps an issue of Cosmo
So for sake of many I will keep this brief because it would undoubtedly become a convoluted mess if I was to go into every detail....
But I'm plagued with recurring dreams again....
I always find these the most alarming due to the fact that it's clearly an indication that my brain is attempting to inform me that A.) I should change something in my ( Read more... ) -
Dear Santa
Dear Santa,
I'm not asking for much Christmas just a few simple things or perhaps two.
Most importantly,
I need a good bout of sex. The kind of sex I had when I was 18 and 19. You know what I'm talking about. That really delightfully AWKWARD sex. The kind that was generally impromptu and intially hurried -- usually enabled by binge drinking at a ( Read more... ) -
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Can we just talk about how fucking amazing the end of this video is?
I know ya'll have seen the real one on tv
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Yep, that’s right, we’re not alone in the universe - or at least that’s what the students and teachers at the Unarius Academy of Science in El Cajon want the world to know.
"The Asian race is a result of Martian and Aboriginal Earthlings interbreeding more than a half ( Read more... )
