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well i woke up this morn and decided i had to blow my nose if i wanted to be able to breathe. so i grabbed a paper towel went to blow my nose and poked myself in the eye!
and then
i went to where i worked to talk to my boss a bit and tried to help him with a customer well the gas cap was pn tight and my finrger slipped but the nail caught and bent a ( Read more... )

( Porn Star (sung to the tune of All Star) )

The worse thing someone can do to themselves is to wonder about what could have been.
The worse thing someone can do to someone else is to tell them what might have been.

what do you think?

#6 Harry Pothead and the Half-Hard Prince ( Read more... )

if you love someone who loves you but is with someone else whom they say they also love, how long do you wait for them? and what is a wrong or too far thing to do with them?

love / life its all insane when you finally start to understand it.

ARE YOU STILL A VIRGIN IF:

1. YOU GET A HAND JOB FROM A WOMAN/GUY?

2. YOU GET A BLOW JOB (INCOMPLETE) FROM A WOMAN/GUY?

3. YOU GET A BLOW JOB (COMPLETE) FROM A WOMAN/GUY?

4. YOU FUCK A WOMAN/GUY UP THE ASS?

(INCOMPLETE) = STARTED BUT HANDS THE FINISH
(COMPLETE) = FINISHED IN THE MOUTH

JUST A THOUGHT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME RESPONSES TO.

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( Neville's Story )

( HARRY POTTER: THE FINAL OUTCUME )