malibonobo

WOO!!!

malibonobo Oct 13, 2005 01:05

If I were to say monkey, what would you say? Please respond in the form of an LJ comment on the answer to this question. It is very important. This counts for 50% of your grade.

So, to quote Zapp Brannigan, "There's only one way to a woman's heart, and her parts beyond. I speak, of course, of karaoke."

So, althought ancalimar has threatened to stage an ( Read more... )

game, karaoke

Back Into Hell

malibonobo Oct 11, 2005 13:13

You might do anything for love, but you'll never guess who's having the BEST WEEK EVER!

The Cost of Fighting Terrorism - Vaginas - Lesbians - Why am I so Inept?

malibonobo Oct 07, 2005 10:55

With a subject like that, who's NOT going to readd it?

NEWS FLASH! Osama bin Laden's next terror target: Leah's Social Life.

Apparently because of this "specific threat" against New York's Subway system, W8r Boi was not comfortable coming into the city for sushi with Leah. So she wanted to go out drinking, but I had plans with ancalimar to get burgers form ( Read more... )

vaginas, lesbians, filipinos

Going to hell. Straight to hell.

malibonobo Oct 04, 2005 00:12

You may be the human embodiment of the hate, but you'll never guess who's having the Worst Week EVER.

Sounds about right...

malibonobo Oct 02, 2005 18:19

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End of Week Update

malibonobo Sep 30, 2005 13:33

Soo... it's Friday. I've just McChickened myself into within an inch of my life ( Read more... )

overflowing toilet, mcchicken

My Novel: What a Week

malibonobo Sep 29, 2005 18:39

Now, nothing against anybody who had a
life-changing weekend (any one of the hundreds of people getting/got
married), but this weekend was just weird, and one I'd rather like to
forget. My sister got married, and apparently so did I? Also, so is
everyone else.

I am currently sitting at the valet desk at work. What else is new?
Here's what's new: it's ( Read more... )

I WON!!!

malibonobo Sep 18, 2005 18:27

So since I updated you last, quite a few exciting things have happened: contract negotiations, the valet night that ended at 3 am and 0 free hot dogs, the funeral for our poor friend Fishy, moving my sister into her new apartment while hungover and late for work, and of course, I WON THE LOTTERY!!!

So the NJ Mega Millions was up to $250 million, so ( Read more... )

One thing I forgot

malibonobo Sep 14, 2005 13:08

I also meant to update you on a sad turn of events. The fishy formerly known as Wildog, Sapphire, and Meatpacking District was declared dead as of last night. Let's take a moment to remember him.

Fishy was an outstanding beta. He came into our lives last year when a conference at the Hyatt had blue Betas as centerpieces. Everybody at the hotel took ( Read more... )

The Big Update!!

malibonobo Sep 14, 2005 11:48

In case any of you unfortunate souls have datlowen on their friends page, you're probably wondering "what the hell is up with them Datlowe boys?" Yeah, so neither one of us updated for over a month and then WHAM here you go 2 in 2 days! Also, my decision to update today is independent of anyone else updating, because updating my LJ was on my to do list ( Read more... )